Founded by the author, for the author
No university ever gave me an honorary degree. So I founded my own university.
Dad, Look University has one campus, one professor and one book in the library. It awards honorary degrees to anyone who asks. It has never awarded a refund.
About the university
- Campus
- The kitchen
- Faculty
- 1 professor. He is also the dean, the chancellor and the cleaner.
- Library
- 1 book. Not for loan.
- Tuition
- $1,000,000. The book is included.
- Mascot
- The cat
- Motto
- Liber unus, pretium unum. One book, one price.
Course catalogue
- BOOK 101Introduction to Not BuyingPrerequisites: none. Pass rate: 100%.
- PRICE 201Advanced PricingStudents learn to price one item at $1,000,000 and keep it there.
- WEB 301Building 56 WebsitesA hands-on course. Sales from the coursework: 0.
- DAD 401LookingA seminar. No student has passed. Neither has the professor's dad.
Get your honorary degree
No exams, no thesis, no tuition. Pick a degree, type your name, and the faculty (one man) will confer it on you at once.
0 honorary degrees awarded so far. Students who have read the book: 0.
The graduation ceremony
- The procession enters the kitchen. It is one man in a gown he made from a bedsheet.
- The chancellor welcomes the graduates. The chancellor is also the graduate.
- The keynote speech: "Follow your dreams. Price them at one million dollars."
- Caps are thrown in the air. One cap. It lands on the cat.
- The cat is awarded an honorary degree for remaining calm.